Signs That Your Husband Is Cheating With a Man

Follow this link for literally the most BULLSHIT article I’ve ever read in my life.

<b> ThatRandomSpot:</b> Did you decide what we were doing tonight?<p><b>Boyfriend:</b> Fucking like rabbits?<p><b>ThatRandomSpot:</b> That doesn't seem like a very productive use of our time<p><b>Boyfriend:</b> What sort of 20-something year old are you?! <p><b>ThatRandomSpot:</b> No... It just seems like something we should do IN the evening, not FOR the evening...<p>

To whichever god is in charge of sleep:

You are a douchebag

Facebook: "What are your favourite sports teams?"
Me: "Oh Facebook, you're so naïve
airgasm-junkie:

truth. ❤️ on We Heart It.

The entire universe is inside you&#8230; #slag

airgasm-junkie:

truth. ❤️ on We Heart It.

The entire universe is inside you… #slag

(via hopetheverb)

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

You learn something new…

(via fudgepuff)

Guys ask me all the time where a good place to pick up birds is. I’ll them that this roof is the place to be…

Guys ask me all the time where a good place to pick up birds is. I’ll them that this roof is the place to be…

onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

(via jadielee-p)

danceycorpse:

condescendingchristian:

this pic honestly says it all

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I don’t know what I expected

(Source: poledancing4jesus, via jadielee-p)

tastefullyoffensive:

[poorlydrawnlines]
ebunnies:

my friends little brother lays it down


Because he is not an idiot

ebunnies:

my friends little brother lays it down

Because he is not an idiot

(via tastefullyoffensive)

thedaddycomplex:

georgetakei:

He’s gone off the rails. #TrainedWrong http://ift.tt/1qFAgqg

Stay in school!

thedaddycomplex:

georgetakei:

He’s gone off the rails. #TrainedWrong http://ift.tt/1qFAgqg

Stay in school!

Randomspot: My new text tone is really subtle...
Boyfriend: Let me hear it... THAT'S NOT SUBTLE!!! You don't even know what subtle means do you?!
Randomspot: I do! It's got a silent 'b' in it...
Boyfriend: THAT'S NOT WHAT "WHAT IT MEANS" MEANS!!!!!