…pleasant…
The best ad ever…
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I like shorts! They are comfy and easy to wear!
Pokemon youngster
Dear government… Putting hazard barriers around a leaky fire hydrant doesnt make it safe… If anything they’re a fucking trip hazard… (at Curve)
| Examiner: | Everyone put your gloves on. |
|---|---|
| *we do* | |
| Examiner: | Now. Put a plaster on the back of your partners hand... |
| *we do* | |
| Examiner: | Not one if you asked your partner if they were allergic to plasters! |
| Me: | Well no... He was wearing a bloody glove!!! |
| *cue laughter* |
Whats the plural of TARDIS?
Wait… So if there’s an emergency… What do I dial?!?! Helpful beach is helpful…
Immediately? “Enter the toilet”? So much about the wording of this sign is questionable… (at Costa Coffee)
| Doctor: | I'm the Doctor |
|---|---|
| Guy: | Doctor What |
| Doctor: | *shrug* If you like. |
This… Is the harshest card I have ever seen in a board game… Ever. And I drew it.
Ladies and Gentlefolk, I give to you the ramer sponge. Now if someone could tell me what it is an where I’m supposed to ram it that would be great.
Look at my beautiful ginger pussy…
My other ride…
Photographic maturity at its finest…