I don’t mean to alert anyone… But I totally just drank coffee out of this bad boi… #rebel

I don’t mean to alert anyone… But I totally just drank coffee out of this bad boi… #rebel

Amateur fisting - you’re pretty much just punching someone in the butt

tastefullyoffensive:

[iamtheoneandop]

Imagine how much longer playing the sims would take if you had to choose which pizza toppings they wanted…

theraptrwhostalksdowneyjr:

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

THIS IS WHY I NEED ONE moominprincess!!!!1

theraptrwhostalksdowneyjr:

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

THIS IS WHY I NEED ONE moominprincess!!!!1

(Source: derpygrooves)

26 Things You'll Only Get If You Watch "Game Of Thrones"

I’m just gonna leave this here…

People of tumblr.... I give you.... Celebraties that look like matresses

This is legit.

Planes 2?!?! I didn’t realise there was a planes 1?!?!

Planes 2?!?! I didn’t realise there was a planes 1?!?!

Signs That Your Husband Is Cheating With a Man

Follow this link for literally the most BULLSHIT article I’ve ever read in my life.

<b> ThatRandomSpot:</b> Did you decide what we were doing tonight?<p><b>Boyfriend:</b> Fucking like rabbits?<p><b>ThatRandomSpot:</b> That doesn't seem like a very productive use of our time<p><b>Boyfriend:</b> What sort of 20-something year old are you?! <p><b>ThatRandomSpot:</b> No... It just seems like something we should do IN the evening, not FOR the evening...<p>

To whichever god is in charge of sleep:

You are a douchebag

Facebook: "What are your favourite sports teams?"
Me: "Oh Facebook, you're so naïve
airgasm-junkie:

truth. ❤️ on We Heart It.

The entire universe is inside you&#8230; #slag

airgasm-junkie:

truth. ❤️ on We Heart It.

The entire universe is inside you… #slag

(via hopetheverb)

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

You learn something new…

(via fudgepuff)