That Random Spot: Archive

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 10th

“It’s not rape if I’m asleep you idiot!”

– A friend… I pretty much told her that it was…

Feb 5th

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“I’ve not had this much beef in me since the last time my dad came to...”

– OldNewwby

Feb 5th

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Lindsey

Wow. Seriously… wow. It’s been a long time since I’ve done a text post. A lot has happened between then and now, including the keyboard on my pooter deciding that life wasn’t worth living and killing itself. My spare keyboard is currently on holiday with another computer, and hence, for the moment, I am keyboardless when at home and hence, the text posts on my blog have...

Feb 3rd

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The logic of sods law.

Miss-She: I think I achieved more in the last year than I have in the last 4 years
RandomSpot: Yeah? A good feeling?
Miss-She: Totally. It would be an even better feeling when I also wake up with random hot guy next to me
RandomSpot: It's either one or the other I'm afraid. Either be uber productive OR be really lazy but wake up with hot guys. You can't have both. That wouldnt be fair.
Miss-She: Can I not wakeup with hot productive guy?
RandomSpot: Nope. If the guy is productive, by the above principle he cannot wake up with a hot girl in his bed and hence you are automatically ruled out.
Miss-She: That is so theoretically correct I don't even have a come back

Feb 1st

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“When going on a maybe date with a maybe weirdo sociopath… always tell a...”

Jan 31st

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Jan 28th

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Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

268 notes

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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“I initially fell for David harder than he fell for me. I was in love with him...”

– Gay is cool when it’s Barney.

Jan 19th

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Jan 18th

807 notes

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“I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this… how long does...”

Jan 18th

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Jan 16th

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“So this morning Scissors tried to get me to join his running club… Nice...”

Jan 16th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 11th

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Jan 11th

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“‎”Which font is best to help with dyslexic children? - I produce...”

– So basically… using it helps kids with dyslexia get used to having dyslexia… but doesn’t prepare them for life in the real world. Scumbag teacher. Fucking with lives.

Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

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The life of a Danish Pastry: Relaxing →

Why I’m friends with friends I’m friends with. rixxle-kicks: When I got home today, I decided that I was going to have a nice hot bath. In the bath, I was going to read my book and have a nice cup of tea. I was very excited about this. So, tea, book and specs in hand, I trot off upstairs and run the bath. All good so far. Bath run, I get in. Lovely job. I…

Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

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Jan 9th

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Southpark

Stan: Hey jimmy! Go and talk to Wendy. Tell her she's my muse... no wait... tell her she's a continuous source of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: A wh... wh... what?
Stan: A continuous source of inspiration to me.
Jimmy: o-okay
Jimmy: Hey! W..w...Wendy
Wendy: Yes?
Jimmy: S...Stan says you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont...a cont... Stan says you're a...
Wendy: WELL STAN CAN FUCK OFF

Jan 8th

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you probably shouldnt read this

I don’t follow too many blogs… and this is a prime example of why I follow the ones that I follow… topherlooks: morgansemen: im sitting here in my boxers with my legs crossed and my penis fell out and touched my foot and it feels weird. put your penis on your foot and see what i mean I feel like “and my penis fell out” must have been used in someone’s defence in a court...

Jan 7th

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HAHAHA! This soundbyte is amazing. I hate Daniel...

Jan 7th

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Jan 6th

175 notes

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“Just went to call a guy ‘man’.. then decided to say...”

Jan 6th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 5th

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“The government of Europe had no apparant cause of the black death, and so their...”

– History lessons with (picnic, lightning)

Jan 4th

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“The definition of irony: Size 20 skinny jeans.”

– Sickipedia

Jan 4th

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Vegetarian Facebook Rage

 Image pops up uploaded by 'Friend'. He agrees with it. Link is below... but basically it just says that vegetarians that preach animals have feelings shouldn't then think it's okay to kill spiders...
: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/404563_10150593981468833_705608832_11091283_458582049_n.jpg
RandomSpot: I dont count spiders or insects as animals.
‘Friend’: they are a living being in all respects (F of F likes this)
RandomSpot: so are carrots...
Friend of ‘Friend’: Then, define the difference between a rabbit and a carrot. Because the difference is the same.
RandomSpot: Mammals have personality drives. Insects and spiders (and carrots I guess) are only programmed for survival and instinct.
‘Friend’: even so they both breathe and are living things and have as much rights as each other (Friend of ‘Friend’ likes this)
RandomSpot: BUT A CARROT RESPIRES TOO!!! You've gotta draw the line somewhere…
Friend of ‘Friend’: A carrot doesn't respire. It photosynthesises. It works like a machine, it has automatic system. Insects respire.
RandomSpot: Dude... did you fail biology? Plants respire all the time, they photosynthesise during the day
‘Friend’: bad example , ok animals that a heart for arguements sake, now you're going to tell me a carrot has a heart 
RandomSpot: No, because I know anatomy. But I'd argue a heart doesn't make something have feelings...
‘Friend’: true, a brain does
RandomSpot: Nope. Hormones do. Controlled by the brain. However a spider’s neurological centre is too small to produce feelings. It runs purely off instinct.
Friend of ‘Friend’: No, you're right, it doesn't. But your point was that you have to draw a line somewhere. An arachnid is far closer in anatomy to a mammal than it it to a vegetable. They both have hearts, as pointed out, which vegetables do not. So if you were to logically draw a line anywhere, it would be to separate arachnids from vegetables.
RandomSpot: No. Surely... if the statement is 'animals have feelings too' it would be best to draw the line at animals that don't have feelings... How the hell are we still talking about this?
Friend of ‘Friend’: However, a vegetable has no instinct. We're still talking about it because it's an open topic with no correct answer - it's subject to opinion.
RandomSpot: It does... otherwise how does it respire? Geotropism - a plants instinct to grow upward. Phototropism - a plants instinct to grow towards the light source. Plants have instincts. Just because something is immobile doesn't make it not alive. Otherwise you are being incredibly prejudice to disabled people...
Friend of ‘Friend’: There's a difference between (if we use people who have been born disabled as an example rather than those who have become disabled) a malfunction making you immobile despite that your species is supposed to be mobile, and being immobile like your species is supposed to be. This conversation implies no prejudice and you are, quite frankly, being ridiculous on that score. (‘Friend’ likes this)
RandomSpot: Yes... yes it was indeed intended as a joke, which you did indeed latch onto because you are clearly losing this debate.
Friend of ‘Friend’: Like I said, there is no win or lose. It's a matter of opinion. However, if you wish to claim it as a victory, feel free. It matters none to me.
 (At this point I thought it was over… but no…)
‘Friend’: you know me and him aren't vegatarians, the reason why I posted this picture is because it annoys me when vegetarians want to stop killing of one animal but happy to kill another
RandomSpot: I know why you posted it. And it's stupid. Because a spider is different to an animal. which was what I was trying to say all along...
‘Friend’: well it's my opinion, you're more than welcome to say it's stupid but it doesn't mean you're right
RandomSpot: Sure, it's your opinion that it's hypocritical... I was merely stating the facts so you had a nice understanding about what you are forming an opinion about. Animals have feelings, as mentioned in the comic above. This is a fact. Spiders do not have feelings. They CAN feel pain, however, no-where have I suggested the torture of a spider. Neither is it suggested in the above comic. The death is suggested to be a quick squashing. Your opinion therefore that these people are hypocrits should perhaps be revised on this evidence unless there is sufficient evidence to suggest otherwise. Else it would appear to the humble observer that one is merely being stubborn.
 I'll update this as the convo continues...  but it's PISSIN ME OFF.