December 2010
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I went to the sex shop.
Played ‘I went to the supermarket and I bought’ with my friends today… but with a sex shop, and this is what we got… I went to the sex shop and I bought: Anal lube, butt plugs, a cock ring, a dildo, ear muffs, fanny flaps, gash implants, high heels, interesting pornos, jizz cream, kangeroo porn, lee’s first porno, marshmellow flavour condoms, a necrophilia...
November 2010
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As much as I love him....
So I had a little drinky poo and a catch-up with a mate today. I know it’s hard to believe I have mates… but sometimes people surprise you. Plus I paid him to be my friend. ANYWAY. Enough about my social failure. We were talking and I realised he kept saying one phrase that was making me more and more angry… “Well…. yes and no” NO. THAT IS NOT A PHRASE....