February 2012
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You know what's better than a piece of fried...
Two pieces of fried chicken.
*Nods*
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The Racist Tree
“The Racist Tree” by Alexander Blechman
Once upon a time there was a racist tree. Seriously, you are going to hate this tree. High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children would visit during the sunlit hours and ask for apples, and the racist tree would shake its branches and drop the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being...
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When facebook and relationships and crazy people... →
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“Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.”
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“It’s not rape if I’m asleep you idiot!”
– A friend… I pretty much told her that it was…
“I’ve not had this much beef in me since the last time my dad came to...”
– OldNewwby
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Lindsey
Wow. Seriously… wow. It’s been a long time since I’ve done a text post. A lot has happened between then and now, including the keyboard on my pooter deciding that life wasn’t worth living and killing itself. My spare keyboard is currently on holiday with another computer, and hence, for the moment, I am keyboardless when at home and hence, the text posts on my blog have...
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The logic of sods law.
Miss-She: I think I achieved more in the last year than I have in the last 4 years
RandomSpot: Yeah? A good feeling?
Miss-She: Totally. It would be an even better feeling when I also wake up with random hot guy next to me
RandomSpot: It's either one or the other I'm afraid. Either be uber productive OR be really lazy but wake up with hot guys. You can't have both. That wouldnt be fair.
Miss-She: Can I not wakeup with hot productive guy?
RandomSpot: Nope. If the guy is productive, by the above principle he cannot wake up with a hot girl in his bed and hence you are automatically ruled out.
Miss-She: That is so theoretically correct I don't even have a come back